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Top Gear - The Best Road In The World
Watch out for Vampyr driving Dacia Sanderos, they like those Carpathian roads.


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 8 hours 10 minutes ago | CH
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Rape, Rape, Rape, Rape!
Job Applicant "Rape, arson, murder, rape".
Hedley Lamarr "You said 'Rape' Twice".
Job Applicant "I like rape".


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 14 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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Boxer doesn't think he can get knocked out
"I wasn't knocked out". You just keep telling yourself that.

On another note, this is from an actual TV show? That people watch? For entertainment?


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 14 hours 31 minutes ago | CH
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Sidney the Baby Otter Playing Around
Otters don't belong on living room carpets, they belong in the ocean. Downvote with prejudice.


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 15 hours 12 minutes ago | CH
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Speed Cooking- serving live snake and fish
Fucking barbaric. Upvote for posterity and general awareness.


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 5 hours 20 minutes ago | CH
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Visualizing Empires Decline
It would be interesting to see the American Empire brought into this illustration.


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 12 hours 11 minutes ago | CH
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paul4dirt (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314

You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 12 hours 29 minutes ago | CH
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Mister Methane performs Blue Danube and blows out candles.
>> ^paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314


You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 12 hours 30 minutes ago | CH
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Mister Methane the Flatulist performs Swan Lake.
*kill


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 12 hours 37 minutes ago | CH
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30 Second Bunnies - Bunnies: Snakes On A Plane - Minisode
"this is a private video...". Since when is good old-fashioned copyright infringement a private matter?

*dead


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 11 hours 37 minutes ago | CH
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Flying snakes! Yikes.
Great, now they can fly. My nightmares have wings.


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 11 hours 51 minutes ago | CH
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thegrimsleeper (Member Profile)
The video's better, but not the woman's driving.

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*dead


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 17 hours 43 minutes ago | CH
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Hybrid (Member Profile)
Hmmm... where you at? I'm in Canada- can see it fine. Anyhow, nobody was voting for the video, so I've submitted this one instead... http://www.videosift.com/video/Mister-Methane-the-performs-Swan-Lake-and-blows-out-candles

Enjoy!

In reply to this comment by Hybrid:
*blocked for me


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 6 hours 25 minutes ago | CH
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Mashiki (Member Profile)
I can't tell you how disappointed I am that nobody else is familiar with this epic quotation. Marvin Rules.

In reply to this comment by Mashiki:
Where is the earth shattering kaboom?


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 10 hours 12 minutes ago | CH
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Crazy New Video: Beck/Gainsbourg - Heaven Can Wait
Weird and cool video, but at least Charlotte Gainsbourg doesn't cut off her clitoris with a pair of scissors in this one.

There's one image I'll never be able to get out of my head.


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dag (Member Profile)
Thanks for the promote, Dag. Did you check out this robot from the same company? Walks like an Aussie on a bender, but still...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Petman-Bigdog-s-stable-biped-master

In reply to this comment by dag:
This is amazing. *promote


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 17 hours 7 minutes ago | CH
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Story of Ann Druyan's Atheist Father
Heh. She's talking into a lamp.


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 18 hours 1 minute ago | CH
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Truther Proves 9/11 was an inside job with a $20 bill
He's finally convinced me.


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Police tasering almost leads to riot
*blocked too


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O'Reilly / Beck: Bold & Fresh Tour 2010
"Bold, Fresh" tour. Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.


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